on a scale of 1 to painting the invisible boat mobile how good is your idea
why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed
In honor of the two conflicting holidays
Christians this 4/20 be like
SNAILS EAT WORMS
why yes they do
and it’s fucking terrifying
I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.
I had a snail phase at one point
im at my church and im using the wifi here and i look to see what my connections are and
Fact: Pansexuals travel and hunt in packs with asexuals. Each pack is led by two people- the Alpha Pan and the Alpha Ace.
"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"
that moment when you hear someone getting home and have to brace yourself for the disappearance of your good mood
one time i was channel surfing and i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter