LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
dont even know what i was expecting
(via gravity-schmavity)
Source: really-shit
gif:
why was the math book sad?
had too many problems
fuck you
no need to be a calcuhater
(via distracted-rice)
Source: gif
Source: catswithbenefits
Source: overhumor
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
(via aratherfunnyblog)
Source: royal-high
Source: deadrevolutionaries
giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole
are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying
only after i eat mexican food
olé
omg
(via laughbitches)
Source: markohppus
people are following me probably thinking im cool
truth is
you are completely right
(via holiestshit)
Source: corncop
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Oh hey there :D It's Yanko! 19, Roma, Leo, hippie, lover. I love food, my girlfriend, my friends, art, music. I don't bite so say hey! 
